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You aren’t Straight Edge if…

hellokansas:

gnargoyle:

hellokansas:

…you use any pomade other than Murray’s.

You aren’t straight edge if you use pomade, pussy.

You aren’t straight edge if you own a cat.

You aren’t straight edge if you watch R-rated movies.

— 3 months ago with 44 notes
  1. cosrightnowitfeelslikeforever reblogged this from meganpicturetaker
  2. thewayivebeensinking reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    you fuck every Straight Edge in Utah. its not like when you suck their dick you going to absorb some of their XXX. i...
  3. unrulyhooly reblogged this from easyeasters and added:
    Whoa Matt, CDC is tight. lol.
  4. hellokansas reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    You watch R-rated movies.
  5. allieteebone reblogged this from sdunc and added:
    ^^^^^^^^^ Beefin’ over hair products. Real life shit.
  6. wolf-jam reblogged this from moanjett and added:
    You aren’t straight edge if you spoil your dinner with sweets.
  7. danaportwood reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    …if Matt says you aren’t.
  8. sdunc reblogged this from easyeasters and added:
    Who cares. Y’all are talking about pomade. Grow up.
  9. meganpicturetaker reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    … if you spend your whole day reminding everyone you’re straightedge.
  10. moanjett reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    You aren’t straight edge if you watch R-rated movies.
  11. lyonsbrandon reblogged this from hellokansas and added:
    Except not, because that junk takes forever to get out.
  12. wizardslayer69 reblogged this from leaf-stone and added:
    you arent straight edge if u pee like a lady dog.
  13. hellokansas posted this