wellsharpenedtongue asked: Clearly you aren't single, and have a suave buff Lumberjack King Space Captain off on adventures whom you are waiting for to return by your side so you can live happily ever after in a space laser castle by the sea. Riiiiggghhhhttttt? Or at least that's what I've heard through the grapevine.
Answer:
oh CLEARLY this is the case. sometimes even i forget about that crazy suave lumberjack man o’ mine!